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Old 03-25-2008, 10:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Praise the lord and pass the bag of Cheetos

Goes to show you, there is holiness everywhere:

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It's an Easter miracle! A youth minister in Houston thinks he might have found the image of Jesus Christ in a Cheeto. Steve Cragg of Memorial Drive United Methodist Church said he was eating a bag of Cheetos when he came across what he originally thought looked like a dog. After turning it sideways, Steve saw the image of Jesus Christ. His students have named it Cheesus and Steve keeps it in a special box.
Will the wonders of this universe never cease?
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Old 03-25-2008, 10:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If I were religious I'd be so pissed off about people finding jesus on food.
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Old 03-25-2008, 10:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I thought it was hilarious that his students names it "Cheesus."
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'll bet Cheesus is divinely delicious.
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Just make sure you wash off the Cheesus crumbs off your fingers before you touch the couch.
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Certainly more tasty than the "Body of Christ" offered at most Catholic masses.
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Old 03-25-2008, 12:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Certainly more tasty than the "Body of Christ" offered at most Catholic masses.
Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

oh, I think I just felt a pitchfork poke my butt
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Old 03-25-2008, 12:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

oh, I think I just felt a pitchfork poke my butt
Bad idea. Then people will start going to Mass high so that they can get rid of the muchies on the Host.
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Old 03-25-2008, 12:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Lost sheep, my man. Bring 'em on!
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Old 03-25-2008, 01:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2008, 01:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'll bet Cheesus is divinely delicious.
This would make a good slogan for Cheeto.
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

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If the wafer should be a Cheez-It, what should the wine be? Sangria?
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