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loquitur 03-25-2008 10:36 AM
Praise the lord and pass the bag of Cheetos
 
Goes to show you, there is holiness everywhere:

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It's an Easter miracle! A youth minister in Houston thinks he might have found the image of Jesus Christ in a Cheeto. Steve Cragg of Memorial Drive United Methodist Church said he was eating a bag of Cheetos when he came across what he originally thought looked like a dog. After turning it sideways, Steve saw the image of Jesus Christ. His students have named it Cheesus and Steve keeps it in a special box.
Will the wonders of this universe never cease?

Willravel 03-25-2008 10:40 AM
If I were religious I'd be so pissed off about people finding jesus on food.

loquitur 03-25-2008 10:43 AM
I thought it was hilarious that his students names it "Cheesus."

mixedmedia 03-25-2008 11:06 AM
I'll bet Cheesus is divinely delicious.

The_Jazz 03-25-2008 11:11 AM
Just make sure you wash off the Cheesus crumbs off your fingers before you touch the couch.

sapiens 03-25-2008 11:42 AM
Certainly more tasty than the "Body of Christ" offered at most Catholic masses.

mixedmedia 03-25-2008 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by sapiens
Certainly more tasty than the "Body of Christ" offered at most Catholic masses.
Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

oh, I think I just felt a pitchfork poke my butt :p

The_Jazz 03-25-2008 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by mixedmedia
Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

oh, I think I just felt a pitchfork poke my butt :p
Bad idea. Then people will start going to Mass high so that they can get rid of the muchies on the Host.

mixedmedia 03-25-2008 12:38 PM
Lost sheep, my man. Bring 'em on!

JamesB 03-25-2008 01:18 PM
... somebody needs to cut / clean their nails :o

KellyC 03-25-2008 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by mixedmedia
I'll bet Cheesus is divinely delicious.
This would make a good slogan for Cheeto.

loquitur 03-25-2008 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by mixedmedia
Well, see, this was just what I was thinking. Since the Lord, obviously, doesn't object to divine cheesiness, they ought to start making the communion wafers and crackers like Cheez-its. I think people would be much more enthusiastic about communing with a deliciously cheesy body of Christ.

oh, I think I just felt a pitchfork poke my butt :p
If the wafer should be a Cheez-It, what should the wine be? Sangria?


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