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Tophat665 · 01-22-2008, 09:23 PM

Actually, Will, I was going for the Curing teh Ghey angle, but same deal.
Atheists reason with people. Reason is, metaphorically, Atheist sacrament.

Frankly, I think the reason that Atheists don't actively convert people is that, those who try generally go about it in such a way as to defeat their purpose. No one every was persuaded by being told they were stupid, no matter how painfully obvious it may be to all others (as in the case of the hundred examples given). And telling people that their God that they believe in is a myth - the fundamental tenant of Atheism - will be perceived as just that unless done more carefully than anyone has figured out how to do just yet.

I honestly would love to learn an approach that could effectively cause such people to turn their bile to constructive use, but ... And I can't really articulate it in any specificity without Christian Bashing, but I do think it would be fair to say that Any religion that's going to last more than a couple hundred years carries within it the ideological equivalents of antibodies and white corpuscles.

Willravel · 01-22-2008, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

I honestly would love to learn an approach that could effectively cause such people to turn their bile to constructive use, but ... And I can't really articulate it in any specificity without Christian Bashing, but I do think it would be fair to say that Any religion that's going to last more than a couple hundred years carries within it the ideological equivalents of antibodies and white corpuscles.

It's surprisingly easy. Learn the religion and teach them the version in their religious texts instead of the words of extremists. Jesus was good people (unless you were a pig, Matthew 8:28; Mark 5:1; Luke 8:26), Muhammad wouldn't hurt a fly, and Moses, oy, don't get me started. If you know how to interpret them as peaceful and seeking of knowledge, you can fight fire with fire.

Hain · 01-23-2008, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SecretMethod70

Glad to see the site is still up and funny

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=117496

Come come, one of you is a Super Moderator and the other is an Administrator. Can't you play nice and just mix the two threads together?

-Still-

These are just brilliant. All we need now are some quotes from Evangelicals and Baptists! They make for some good reading.

The_Jazz · 01-23-2008, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SecretMethod70

Glad to see the site is still up and funny

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=117496

D'oh! I didn't even do a search. I'm going to go smack myself in the forehead now.

SecretMethod70 · 01-23-2008, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Augi

Come come, one of you is a Super Moderator and the other is an Administrator. Can't you play nice and just mix the two threads together?

heh, who's not playing nice?

I didn't merge the threads cause this one has been more active than mine was

But it was easier to link to mine than post my own response to the site all over again

Hain · 01-23-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Augi

All we need now are some quotes from Evangelicals and Baptists! They make for some good reading.

... I called it...

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Westboro Baptist Church
(WBC Chronicles - Since 1955)
3701 SW 12th St. Topeka, Kansas 66604 785-273-0325 www.godhatesfags.com
Religious Opinion and Bible Commentary on Current Events

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

NEWS RELEASE

'Brokeback Montain' star
- Heath Ledger - is dead.
WBC will picket his funeral.

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with
womankind; it is abomination." Lev. 18:22.
"For because of these things cometh the wrath
of God upon the children of disobedience."
Eph. 5:6.

Yes. WBC will picket this pervert's funeral, in
religious protest and warning: "Be not
deceived; God is not mocked." Gal. 6:7. Heath
Ledger thought it was great fun defying God
Almighty and His plain word; to wit: God Hates
Fags! @ Fag-Enablers! Ergo, God hates the
sordid, tacky bucket of slime seasoned with
vomit known as 'Brokeback Mountain' - and He
hates all persons having anything whatsoever
to do with it.

Heath Ledger is not in Hell, and
has begun serving his eternal
sentance there - beside which,
nothing else about Heath Ledger is
relevant or consequential.

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Crack · 01-23-2008, 11:00 AM

I would like the WBC to go to Australia and picket Heath's funeral. From what I know about most Aussies, WBC wouldn't come back without at least a few broken ribs and some bloody noses.

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Originally Posted by Crocodile Dundee

You call that a knife? THIS is a knife.

(I think he then punches them with a koala bear or something, I don't remember...)

allaboutmusic · 01-23-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Crack

I would like the WBC to go to Australia and picket Heath's funeral. From what I know about most Aussies, WBC wouldn't come back without at least a few broken ribs and some bloody noses.

I don't. His family have enough to deal with as it is without some ignorant bigots making things worse with their stupidity. If they do show up, they completely deserve to be beaten into a pulp for their insensitivity.

Willravel · 01-23-2008, 11:33 AM

It's actually really easy to prevent people from legally protesting.

Get a permit to protest first. When the bigots show, tell the police they are not a part of your protest and have no legal right to be there.

Note: if you use this information against good protests, then expect me to find out about it.

remiel · 01-31-2008, 10:02 PM

sorry for bumping this after a week, but I have to share my very favorite creationist quote of all time:

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One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

http://smashboards.com/showpost.php?...&postcount=232

01-22-2008, 09:23 PM	#41 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Actually, Will, I was going for the Curing teh Ghey angle, but same deal. Atheists reason with people. Reason is, metaphorically, Atheist sacrament. Frankly, I think the reason that Atheists don't actively convert people is that, those who try generally go about it in such a way as to defeat their purpose. No one every was persuaded by being told they were stupid, no matter how painfully obvious it may be to all others (as in the case of the hundred examples given). And telling people that their God that they believe in is a myth - the fundamental tenant of Atheism - will be perceived as just that unless done more carefully than anyone has figured out how to do just yet. I honestly would love to learn an approach that could effectively cause such people to turn their bile to constructive use, but ... And I can't really articulate it in any specificity without Christian Bashing, but I do think it would be fair to say that Any religion that's going to last more than a couple hundred years carries within it the ideological equivalents of antibodies and white corpuscles. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-23-2008, 11:33 AM	#49 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	It's actually really easy to prevent people from legally protesting. Get a permit to protest first. When the bigots show, tell the police they are not a part of your protest and have no legal right to be there. Note: if you use this information against good protests, then expect me to find out about it.