![]() |
40,000 Blow Jobs
Belgium NEE party senate candidate is willing to give 40,000 blow jobs to anyone who requests it on her site to make a statement.
http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm |
I'm number 26,342. My wife says it's ok cause blowjobs aren't really sex and I'll be using a condom.
|
Condoms or no condoms, after that many blowjobs I would not want her mouth on my part.
|
Weird.
Makes a change for a poitician to offer to suck you off - they normally just want to fuck you. |
Quote:
ahhahhahhahhahahahhhhahhahahhahahhaa fucking brilliant.:thumbsup: |
This is a great idea for a political movement.
They are the NEE movement. Vote NEE if nobody deserves the vote. The ruling party promised 400,000 jobs, so in a parody they are offering 40,000 blow jobs. Brilliant. |
I wonder if they can trace their party back to the Knights Who Say Ni...
|
Quote:
I'm going to sign up my friends for this. |
COUNT ME IN !!!
XOXOXOO |
Quote:
|
Blowjob Request Form
Terms of Service 1. Acceptance of Terms NEE and Tania provide blowjobs (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with us). 2. Description of Services The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance. 3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements: applicants must be 18yrs old or above condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons Enter name and e-mail address below, if you are selected you will receive an e-mail within one week, asking for the specific coordinates for the requested performance. (your e-mail address will remain private and will not be used for any other purposes) Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications: submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications. --------- I doubt I could cum in 5 minutes without a condom...with a condom...ferget it. |
Well, I signed up. I will just be waiting here with my pants off.
|
just curious how this campaign is coming along, no way in hell the gf would let me sign up for anything like this, but you can bet your ass I am letting everyone I know in on it, no reason for them to miss out on a 5 minute quickie from a hot foreign chick
|
UPDATE!
Out of curiosity, I signed up a few weeks ago. Of course, I promptly forgot about it. Until today... Today, I received the email below. It links to a NSFW video that is both amusing and just a little hot. Quote:
|
Haha, nice.
|
so, waddya do, stick your dick into your screen?
|
more like stick your floppy into the hard-drive. XD
|
anybody know what number she's up to? My cialis is wearing off.
|
Okay, unable to watch all that video. Actully saw the first 10 seconds but... Well that girl was hot so of course the video must have been hot but wtf?
|
What a gyp! She doesn't want me for a blowjob! She's looking for a sex partner in her movies. I am surprized she got through 26,342 blow jobs so quickly though. Sigh.......
|
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:21 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project