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Carno 02-22-2007 02:32 PM
Hot Chicks With Douchebags
 
Quite possibly one of the greatest websites ever:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.c...119-724439.jpg
Hot Chicks With Douchebags

Charlatan 02-22-2007 02:40 PM
In Asia we have the hot chick with old white guy. It's just another flavour of the same thing.

Bill O'Rights 02-22-2007 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlatan
In Asia we have the hot chick with old white guy.
What's your MySpace got to do with anything? :D

Carno 02-22-2007 02:53 PM
This guy, Donkey Douche, is my favorite:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7...3donkeyhr6.jpg

His vacuous, personality challenged facial expressions really crack me up.

paulskinback 02-22-2007 03:20 PM
Pumpy the groper! holy shit that had me nearly in tears, what a gay

excellent site i'll be checking back for updates:thumbsup:

Lucifer 02-22-2007 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
What's your MySpace got to do with anything? :D
Fuck, BoR, that cracked me up!

Toaster126 02-22-2007 04:30 PM
I just can't see how that guy leaves the house thinking he looks okay...

Halx 02-22-2007 04:40 PM
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7108/db788zb6.jpg

This girl is hawt

Psycho Dad 02-22-2007 04:50 PM
Douche bag is two words. I'm sorry, that's just a peeve of mine.

And she is cute as a button:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.c...109-778046.jpg

absorbentishe 02-23-2007 07:20 AM
This site had me rollin'! Pure genius.

Charlatan 02-23-2007 07:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
What's your MySpace got to do with anything? :D
First off... et tu Brute?


Second, some of the women in these pictures look like the deserve man they get.

The_Jazz 02-23-2007 08:57 AM
Speaking as a douche bag (like that spelling P_D?), I'm offended at the very topic of thread. Douche bags all over the world spend hours and hours honing our skills at hair combing, lifting weights and clothing management to attract the hottest women. Don't blame us if you can't or won't spend the time that it takes to convince these women to talk to you.

On behalf of guys with little dicks and big wallets everywhere, I demand a retraction of everything said above!

Silvy 02-23-2007 09:37 AM
Lol@The_Jazz

Speaking as a douche-bag-wannabe-once-upon-a-time: It never worked for me.

Since then realised the same thing as Charlatan's second comment: the girls aren't that great after all....

But hot just the same.

Sorcha 02-23-2007 10:12 AM
Swear to god this is like looking at the facebook pictures of people around here. Oh, college.

Carno 02-23-2007 10:32 AM
Haha.. yeah, I don't think anyone is saying those women are prizes either.. they're just hot.

JustJess 02-23-2007 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlatan
Second, some of the women in these pictures look like the deserve man they get.
THANK you, that is completely what I was thinking. How about "hot douche bags and the douche bags they love"?

Bill O'Rights 02-23-2007 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJess
How about "hot douche bags and the douche bags they love"?
Nope. That was a Springer episode a few years back. Potential copyright infringment.

Brewmaniac 02-23-2007 02:12 PM
You guys & gals, crack me up! Thanks

bobby 02-24-2007 07:32 AM
even a douche bag can cop a feel !!!......

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.c...096-777553.jpg

xoxoxoo

Bill O'Rights 02-25-2007 12:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby
even a douche bag can cop a feel !!!......
A fact to which any number of Bobby's high school dates can attest. :D

Charlatan 02-25-2007 01:36 AM
Oh snap!

Lucifer 01-18-2008 06:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halx
isn't that World's King?

troit 01-18-2008 07:02 AM
I still get a kick out of this site.... Check out the psycho DC Craigslist post...

bobby 01-18-2008 07:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
A fact to which any number of Bobby's high school dates can attest. :D

.....sorry ,only "My Old Lady" got the FEEL!....xoxoxoo:thumbsup:

oh wow.....

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.c...050-755002.jpg

Bear Cub 01-18-2008 10:53 AM
Oompa Prompa is by far my all time favorite.

SSJTWIZTA 01-18-2008 02:02 PM
woah! i suddenly feel like i have a chance at scoring with a hottie.

-egoboost-

hunnychile 01-18-2008 02:59 PM
Just remember that the reason WHY so many hotties are with douche bags is because they either:
a. Own the Company.
B. Are Trustfund kids
C. Are Nuevo Rich from whatever reason!

Any questions.....?

ASU2003 01-18-2008 03:42 PM
Or they are in major credit card debt and working at the cell phone store in the mall, but they pretend and trick girls into believing that they are one of those three things.

hunnychile 01-18-2008 04:02 PM
Perfect response ASU!!! I was hoping someone would GO THERE! Ever get involved with someone you thought was successful, only to find out they were buried in debt? It "ain't" pretty....

Tophat665 01-26-2008 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Douche Cacti
A douche cactus (plural douche cacti, scrote cactuses or poo cactus) is any member of the succulent plant family Cacataceae, native to the Americas, Europe and most of Orange County. They are often used as ornamental plants, but some are also crop plants.

Douche Cacti are distinctive and unusual plants, which are adapted to extremely arid and hot environments, showing a wide range of anatomical and physiological features which conserve hair gel and scrote with impunity.

Their hair has expanded into succulent structures containing the chlorophyll necessary for life and douchery, while the follicles have become the spines for which douche cacti are so well known.

Douche Cactus flowers are large, and like the spines and branches arise from bling and sweatbands. Many cactus species are night blooming, as they are pollinated by nocturnal insects or small animals, principally moths, bats and STDs.

Cacti's sizes range from small and round to pole-like, tall and smells-like-poo.
:lol:

Toaster126 01-28-2008 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucifer
isn't that World's King?
Thank you. Now I don't have to say it.

Tophat665 01-28-2008 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby
http://www2.iwu.edu/iwunews/magazine...s/ref_flag.jpg
*tweeet!!* Public ridiculous banana hammock.
15 yards, loss of down

Sticky 01-28-2008 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucifer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halx
isn't that World's King?
I was just about to ask the same question.

Willravel 01-28-2008 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halx
AMEN. :eek:

Plan9 01-28-2008 08:07 PM
Will, I'm vaguely worried that you'll show up on that site.

And that the subsequent laughter will put me in the ER.

Willravel 01-28-2008 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crompsin
Will, I'm vaguely worried that you'll show up on that site.
Who says I'm not?

Frosstbyte 01-29-2008 01:20 PM
You have just contributed to the laughing out loud in class and delinquency of all of my friends in law school.

You should be proud of that fact, because what an incredible site this is.

AngelaSI 01-30-2008 12:47 PM
How do we know that any of these guys are really douchebags? I think guys are just envious.

Plan9 01-30-2008 01:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelaSI
How do we know that any of these guys are really douchebags?
Just... just LOOK at them. :oogle:

Douchebagus Maximus.

Frosstbyte 01-31-2008 03:28 AM
There are without question a FEW guys on there who are mostly on there because they've struck a dumb pose with a really hot girl on their arm. But take a look at the people in the Hall of Scrote and the ones posted on this thread. What in the world is ANYONE doing dressed like that and why the fuck are girls that hot buying into it? It's 1 part jealousy (since they do have the attention of hot girls), 10 parts comedy and 89 parts disbelief.


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