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11-15-2005, 11:23 AM
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Urgent CDC Notice!
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.
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11-15-2005, 11:55 AM
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Location: Chicago
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1. High fever nope
2. Congestion yes 3. Nausea yes 4. Fatigue yes 5. Aching in the joints yes 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield On their windshields... not so much, on their heads... well maybe just a little Is chicken soup gonna be good for bird flu? Cute joke! 
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