denim

Okay, so we got Bush and a white guy. And probably Kerry and a white guy.

How 'bout a Black guy with a Hispanic guy? Let's look for the perfect US Presidential ticket.

I propose Chapelle/Cheech Marin.

SaltPork

Ross the gay intern from Leno/Mr. T

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SaltPork

Ted Nugent/Jesse Ventura

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incendi

Dave Chapelle/George Washington's Ghost - Gotcher minorities, gotcher young folk, got your rich white guys & racists & southerners- You've got it covered, here....

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denim

Wish we could suggest Ahnold/Ventura, but Ahnold isn't elligable.

incendi

Jack Daniels/ Absolut. Between the two, I don't know anyone who wouldn't vote for that ticket.

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Esco

Trump/Nugent

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KellyC

Dave Chapelle/Wayne Brady and O.J simpson....thats right!

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Journeyman

Howard Dean and John McCain (or McCain/Dean), prior to their campaign deaths.

sailor

Id vote for McCain in a second. I definitely dont like most Republicans and am a card-carrying liberal, but Id vote for that man any day.

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Harshaw

Mr. Rogers/Big Bird

Make America feel good again.

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WarWagon

Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson. It would be a utopia.

HeAtHeN

Oprah/Micheal Moore

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KWSN

Jesus/Allah.

No no one could bitch about the Muslims, because they're down with Jesus.

And no one could bitch about the Christians, because they're down with Allah.

BTW, Jesus was Jewish. We're covering all the bases here!

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tisonlyi

Apart from the agnostics/atheists.

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Crack

Yeah!

Colon Powell and John McCain... or vice versa... I'd vote for that!

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KungFuGuy

well...if someone can suggest peter griffin, i'm gonna suggest bringing thomas jefferson back to life and.... and.... no idea.

World's King

Jay Z/Snoop Dogg

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mystmarimatt

WarWagon, you're awesome. I'm laughing so hard right now.

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If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

WarWagon

Yea, I know.

Seriously though, I speak the truth. Both already have leadership experience, too. Homer being head of sanitation in Springfield, Peter rebuilding the town after Y2K around the Twinkie factory. Natural born leaders.