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nosuchuserexist · 04-16-2004, 02:11 PM

Dumb title I know, couldn't think of what to call this one. I read the rules of the forum and didn't seen anything about vulgar language so I'll post this joke just how I tell it. I'm sure I'll get the smackdown if I'm not supposed to post 'foul language'.

So this Grandpa takes his 7 yr old grandson fishing. They're sitting on the bank of the lake and the grandpa lights up a cigarette.
The boy says, "Hey grandpa, can I try that?"
To which the grandpa replies, "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
Boy: "No"
G-pa: "Then your not a big boy yet, you can't try it."

After a while longer the grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler and takes a drink.
Boy: "Can I try your beer grandpa?"
G-pa: "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
Boy: "No"
G-pa: "Then your not a big boy yet, you can't try it."

After 2 solid defeats, the boy retreats to the safety and comfort of his bag of Oreos. Grandpa says, "Hey boy, gimme one of those cookies."
Boy: "Well grandpa, can YOU touch your asshole with your dick?"
G-pa: "Hell yes I can, I'm a big boy!"
Boy: "Then go fuck yourself, these cookies are mine."

tkkfan · 04-16-2004, 02:21 PM

yyeaa heheh

go fuck yerself, eh?

heh

sillygirl · 04-16-2004, 02:37 PM

Isn't that a Little Johnny joke?

nosuchuserexist · 04-16-2004, 03:13 PM

Hmmm....I suppose it could very easily be a little johnny joke. I just never thought of phrasing it as a little johnny joke. It pretty much has the same feel as one though.

Oops...

Homey_V · 04-16-2004, 07:35 PM

Thats a classic

Good post

tommy thompson · 04-17-2004, 08:02 AM

Ya grandpa! You don't share, don't expect little timmy to share either! hahahahaahah...

Slayer · 04-17-2004, 10:50 AM

old buy still funny LOL... I think it is a little johnny jokes.

04-16-2004, 02:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
nosuchuserexist Crazy Location: Obliviousness	Grandpa and grandson fishing... Dumb title I know, couldn't think of what to call this one. I read the rules of the forum and didn't seen anything about vulgar language so I'll post this joke just how I tell it. I'm sure I'll get the smackdown if I'm not supposed to post 'foul language'. So this Grandpa takes his 7 yr old grandson fishing. They're sitting on the bank of the lake and the grandpa lights up a cigarette. The boy says, "Hey grandpa, can I try that?" To which the grandpa replies, "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Boy: "No" G-pa: "Then your not a big boy yet, you can't try it." After a while longer the grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler and takes a drink. Boy: "Can I try your beer grandpa?" G-pa: "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Boy: "No" G-pa: "Then your not a big boy yet, you can't try it." After 2 solid defeats, the boy retreats to the safety and comfort of his bag of Oreos. Grandpa says, "Hey boy, gimme one of those cookies." Boy: "Well grandpa, can YOU touch your asshole with your dick?" G-pa: "Hell yes I can, I'm a big boy!" Boy: "Then go fuck yourself, these cookies are mine." __________________ "I run good but I'm hard to start. And my brakes are bad so I'm hard to stop." -Mark Sandman - Vocalist, Morphine

04-16-2004, 02:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
tkkfan Insane Location: Flying over your house	yyeaa heheh go fuck yerself, eh? heh __________________ I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

04-16-2004, 02:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Isn't that a Little Johnny joke? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-16-2004, 03:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
nosuchuserexist Crazy Location: Obliviousness	Hmmm....I suppose it could very easily be a little johnny joke. I just never thought of phrasing it as a little johnny joke. It pretty much has the same feel as one though. Oops... __________________ "I run good but I'm hard to start. And my brakes are bad so I'm hard to stop." -Mark Sandman - Vocalist, Morphine

04-16-2004, 07:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	Thats a classic Good post __________________ You did what with a duck?

04-17-2004, 08:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	Ya grandpa! You don't share, don't expect little timmy to share either! hahahahaahah... __________________ ...a wandering soul...

04-17-2004, 10:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Slayer Insane Location: Brooklyn, NY............. South Of Heaven	old buy still funny LOL... I think it is a little johnny jokes. __________________ "the key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering"