A big hole. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Reese · 01-22-2004, 05:29 AM

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!"

Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!

The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".

So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.

"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked. The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?" The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.

The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat was really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied to this big, old cinder block."

fizzledorf · 01-22-2004, 05:49 AM

not bad

smooth_4 · 01-22-2004, 11:14 AM

hahahaha.

With the goat and the big hole references, I thought this would be a joke about bestiality. The ending was a refreshing surprise.

xim · 01-23-2004, 01:02 AM

hehe
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Originally posted by smooth_4
With the goat and the big hole references, I thought this would be a joke about bestiality. The ending was a refreshing surprise. [/B]

Yeah thats where my mind goes when I let it wander......bestiality.

Gortexfogg · 01-23-2004, 06:15 AM

He he, good one!

FoolThemAll · 01-23-2004, 06:33 AM

Nice bait and switch. I like it.

KellyC · 01-23-2004, 12:04 PM

damn..i thought the punch line would be something about the hole...i was WAYYYY off...

funny

TerresqueÜ · 01-23-2004, 01:04 PM

Heh, that was interesting. Good one.

SAM821 · 01-23-2004, 02:03 PM

hahaha!!.... that was great... i wasnt expecting that!... great joke...lol

Flesh · 01-23-2004, 03:10 PM

hehe.. pretty good.

Starfish · 01-23-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KellyC
damn..i thought the punch line would be something about the hole...i was WAYYYY off...

funny

yeah i was expecting something different too..

Bobdoler · 01-24-2004, 04:04 PM

that was really really good, totally didnt see it coming

crackpot · 01-24-2004, 11:07 PM

Funny one, thanks for the post!

Sensei · 01-26-2004, 05:42 PM

OMG, that's the funniest thing on this board!!! Great one!

bigbad · 01-27-2004, 04:14 AM

That was great, does anyone else feel sorry for the poor old arthritic goat though?

telekinetic · 01-28-2004, 01:05 AM

hehe...hole...

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 01-29-2004, 01:15 PM

You got me. As most others were. Good joke!

Glad

01-22-2004, 05:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	A big hole. Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!" Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast! The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!". So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened. "Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked. The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?" The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat. The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat was really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied to this big, old cinder block." __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

01-22-2004, 11:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
smooth_4 Tilted Location: Washington	hahahaha. With the goat and the big hole references, I thought this would be a joke about bestiality. The ending was a refreshing surprise. __________________ It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

01-23-2004, 06:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	Nice bait and switch. I like it. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

01-23-2004, 12:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	damn..i thought the punch line would be something about the hole...i was WAYYYY off... funny __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-23-2004, 01:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Heh, that was interesting. Good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

01-22-2004, 05:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	not bad

01-23-2004, 06:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	He he, good one!

01-23-2004, 02:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
SAM821 Surviving Hurricanes Location: Miami, Florida	hahaha!!.... that was great... i wasnt expecting that!... great joke...lol

01-23-2004, 03:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hehe.. pretty good.

01-24-2004, 04:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bobdoler Crazy	that was really really good, totally didnt see it coming __________________ woot

01-24-2004, 11:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Funny one, thanks for the post!

01-26-2004, 05:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	OMG, that's the funniest thing on this board!!! Great one! __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

01-27-2004, 04:14 AM	#15 (permalink)
bigbad Insane	That was great, does anyone else feel sorry for the poor old arthritic goat though?

01-28-2004, 01:05 AM	#16 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	hehe...hole... __________________ twisted no more

01-29-2004, 01:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	You got me. As most others were. Good joke! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!