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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-30-2003, 07:06 PM

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead."

"You lissin to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to da watch and say, TIMES UP?"

Glad

hawkeye · 07-30-2003, 09:53 PM

Falls off Chair laughing

Quorlan · 07-31-2003, 04:44 AM

NIce one! Thanks for sharing!

tfpfreak · 07-31-2003, 05:15 AM

Nice i like the italian accent

egorey · 07-31-2003, 05:20 AM

thatsa pretty good... no?

tenchi069 · 07-31-2003, 09:03 AM

rofl, i almost fell out of my chair with that one. great post. keep up the good work

Regziever · 07-31-2003, 11:50 AM

Hehehe!! Awsome joke! Nice twist!

yankeefatboy · 07-31-2003, 03:28 PM

now thatsa funny. imma gonna tella thata one at work

batm4n_23 · 07-31-2003, 04:19 PM

funny

07-30-2003, 07:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	An old Italian Mafia Don is dying... An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead." "You lissin to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to da watch and say, TIMES UP?" Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-30-2003, 09:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Falls off Chair laughing __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger. Last edited by hawkeye; 07-30-2003 at 09:57 PM..

07-31-2003, 05:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Nice i like the italian accent __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-31-2003, 11:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe!! Awsome joke! Nice twist! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-31-2003, 04:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Quorlan Upright	NIce one! Thanks for sharing!

07-31-2003, 05:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	thatsa pretty good... no?

07-31-2003, 09:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	rofl, i almost fell out of my chair with that one. great post. keep up the good work

07-31-2003, 03:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	now thatsa funny. imma gonna tella thata one at work

07-31-2003, 04:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	funny