Joke of the Day - July 29 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-29-2003, 01:37 AM

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

puddlesmilo · 07-29-2003, 02:12 AM

Lawyers real shits..............

until it's YOUR lawyer!
Thanks

Regziever · 07-29-2003, 04:25 AM

Hehehe.. Talk about lacking 'benefit of a doubt'!!

red_zinfandel8 · 07-29-2003, 02:04 PM

Lawyers - you gotta hate em

tfpfreak · 07-30-2003, 05:29 AM

Only here in Mississippi!

Tarn · 07-30-2003, 05:31 AM

hehe lawyers *rolleyes*

zaiaz · 07-30-2003, 06:07 AM

AHA HA HA HA ... Good one... LOL

07-29-2003, 01:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 29 A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

07-29-2003, 04:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. Talk about lacking 'benefit of a doubt'!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-30-2003, 05:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Only here in Mississippi! __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-30-2003, 06:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	AHA HA HA HA ... Good one... LOL __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

07-29-2003, 02:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Lawyers real shits.............. until it's YOUR lawyer! Thanks

07-29-2003, 02:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	Lawyers - you gotta hate em

07-30-2003, 05:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hehe lawyers rolleyes