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Jay Francis · 07-27-2003, 08:20 AM

morning.

Your wife is so fat that her cereal bowl has its own personal lifeguard.

Your wife is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, they gave her 13 years to live.

Gertie · 07-27-2003, 08:31 AM

2nd 1 g1

bravo49 · 07-27-2003, 08:51 AM

You're lucky, my wife is that ugly, toothepaste backs down the tube

mortius · 07-28-2003, 10:01 AM

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

I ran around her twice and got lost.

She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

When I yell "Kool-Aid", she comes crashing through the wall.

07-27-2003, 08:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jay Francis Psycho Location: Houston, Texas	Your wife is so fat that you stay at home rather than have to kiss her goodbye in the morning. Your wife is so fat that her cereal bowl has its own personal lifeguard. Your wife is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, they gave her 13 years to live.

07-28-2003, 10:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
mortius Tilted Location: Houston, Tx	She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. I ran around her twice and got lost. She has to put her belt on with a boomerang. When I yell "Kool-Aid", she comes crashing through the wall. __________________ What's Your Addiction?

07-27-2003, 08:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gertie Psycho	2nd 1 g1

07-27-2003, 08:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	You're lucky, my wife is that ugly, toothepaste backs down the tube