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mortius · 07-25-2003, 10:00 AM

The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.
"That's OK with me, honey," says her husband. "I'll go get some wood for the fire."

About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has been painted green, the other red and her ass is blue.

"What on earth happened to you dear?" he asks.

"Some of those rednecks from town came over and told me they don't allow any nakedness around these parts. Then they gave me this paint job!"

"Damn those trouble-makers! I'll fix them!" the husband shouts.

He rides into town and finds the rednecks in a bar.

"Who is the SOB who painted my wife red, green and blue!" he shouts.

A huge redneck, about 6'-8," steps forward, a shotgun in his hands. "I did it," he bellows. "What you got to say about it?"

The husband answers meekly, "I just wanted you to know the first coat of paint is dry."

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 10:45 AM

Hehe.. Alomst like the cowboy joke earlier.. Classic twist.

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:38 PM

Ha, good one

baboora · 08-21-2003, 06:11 PM

hehe...good one

ugapyro · 08-21-2003, 06:15 PM

hheh nice one

HeAtHeN · 08-21-2003, 06:28 PM

Thats funny.... I like it.... must print and take to work

Keg-o-Grog · 08-22-2003, 02:42 AM

well.....

AP1 · 08-22-2003, 05:21 PM

damn... 6'8" huh? tough one

soopadoopa · 08-22-2003, 05:50 PM

Always wanted to be a painter

07-25-2003, 10:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
mortius Tilted Location: Houston, Tx	Redneck morals The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude. "That's OK with me, honey," says her husband. "I'll go get some wood for the fire." About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has been painted green, the other red and her ass is blue. "What on earth happened to you dear?" he asks. "Some of those rednecks from town came over and told me they don't allow any nakedness around these parts. Then they gave me this paint job!" "Damn those trouble-makers! I'll fix them!" the husband shouts. He rides into town and finds the rednecks in a bar. "Who is the SOB who painted my wife red, green and blue!" he shouts. A huge redneck, about 6'-8," steps forward, a shotgun in his hands. "I did it," he bellows. "What you got to say about it?" The husband answers meekly, "I just wanted you to know the first coat of paint is dry."

07-25-2003, 10:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehe.. Alomst like the cowboy joke earlier.. Classic twist. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-21-2003, 06:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
ugapyro Upright Location: California	hheh nice one __________________ Yeayah

08-22-2003, 02:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	well..... __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-22-2003, 05:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
AP1 Crazy Location: Virginia, USA	damn... 6'8" huh? tough one __________________ i'm the man from nantucket

08-20-2003, 09:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Ha, good one

08-21-2003, 06:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	hehe...good one

08-22-2003, 05:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Always wanted to be a painter