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mrquackers · 07-24-2003, 05:36 PM

A missionary suddenly realizes that the one thing he hasn't yet taught the natives is how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the jungle. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the missionary points to a rock and says,
"This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of the natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. Flustered, the missionary quickly says to the chief, "Riding a bike."

The chief looks briefly at the preoccupied couple. Then he
pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other. "How could you kill these people in cold blood that way?" he demands.

"My bike," the chief replied.

TerresqueÜ · 07-24-2003, 06:40 PM

Heard it before but still good!

Slims · 07-24-2003, 08:59 PM

*chuckle*

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 02:15 AM

Hehe.. good one!

jabackes · 07-28-2003, 04:42 PM

cute,its good to see that you arent one of those morons that question the intelligence of a "race" of people just cause they dont speak english... tho it is quite hilarious...the joke i mean

07-24-2003, 05:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	And speaking of bikes... A missionary suddenly realizes that the one thing he hasn't yet taught the natives is how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the jungle. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the missionary points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of the natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. Flustered, the missionary quickly says to the chief, "Riding a bike." The chief looks briefly at the preoccupied couple. Then he pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other. "How could you kill these people in cold blood that way?" he demands. "My bike," the chief replied.

07-24-2003, 06:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Heard it before but still good! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-24-2003, 08:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
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07-25-2003, 02:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehe.. good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-28-2003, 04:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
jabackes Tilted Location: Bay Area, California	cute,its good to see that you arent one of those morons that question the intelligence of a "race" of people just cause they dont speak english... tho it is quite hilarious...the joke i mean __________________ if you think pussy tastes like ass, you need to start taking smaller bites