Joke of the Day - July 21 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-21-2003, 01:50 AM

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.

"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."

"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine." "Are you sure?" she asked. "I'm sure," I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know. "I reckon not," I replied.

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?"

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

Regziever · 07-21-2003, 11:44 AM

Slow verry slow thoughtprocesses.. Good story!

Arachnid · 07-23-2003, 02:19 AM

hehehe....not as thick as some

Cheers

Garbalo69 · 07-23-2003, 05:56 AM

lol, that would be a real kick in the ass.

thumper · 07-23-2003, 08:23 PM

Heh,.. sad thing is, I know people like that...
truly sad. :P

twist769 · 07-24-2003, 10:32 AM

Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

KellyC · 07-24-2003, 03:37 PM

yes you are twist769....thnx for the JOKE...LOL my ass off

07-21-2003, 01:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 21 "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine." "Are you sure?" she asked. "I'm sure," I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know. "I reckon not," I replied. "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?" "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

07-21-2003, 11:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Slow verry slow thoughtprocesses.. Good story! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-23-2003, 02:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Arachnid Crazy Location: Melb - Australia	hehehe....not as thick as some Cheers __________________ -------------------- Cheers

07-24-2003, 03:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	yes you are twist769....thnx for the JOKE...LOL my ass off __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-23-2003, 05:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
Garbalo69 Tilted	lol, that would be a real kick in the ass.

07-23-2003, 08:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
thumper Tilted Location: Po-dunk	Heh,.. sad thing is, I know people like that... truly sad. :P

07-24-2003, 10:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Am I the only one who doesn't get it?