Never us a Q-Tip when you Are Drunk - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

jnthnlllshprd · 09-17-2009, 07:51 AM

my ear canals feel warm

FuglyStick · 09-17-2009, 08:58 AM

contrary to the lessons learned watching Warner Brother's cartoons, there is not a tunnel going from one ear to the other. imagine my surprise.

BadNick · 09-17-2009, 11:02 AM

when I'm drunk I can actually get my elbow into my ear! ...maybe it lubes my joints since otherwise I'm just not flexible enough.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/bookshel...x&blobtype=pdf

ps: my 12yo son asked me last week: "...dad, do you have dry ear wax or wet..." which apparently has underlying genetic basis

SSJTWIZTA · 09-18-2009, 12:24 PM

something i never even thought about, badnick.

reminds me of a joke a seen on some stand up comedy special...i think it was by lewis black.

he was telling a story about how he was cleaning out his hear with a q-tip and the phone started ringing....

...i'm sure you see where this is going.

Reese · 09-18-2009, 02:15 PM

I had a sore in my ear one time I think it was a tick bite. I thought I'd put some rubbing alcohol on a qtip and rub it in there.. It burned a lil to say the least..

BTW don't put rubbing alcohol on your scrotum either..

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-08-2009, 02:47 PM

I never met a Q-tip that was willing to tell me where it was going before it got there.

Regarding ear wax, Nick, it IS in your genes. -Is yours wet or dry?

BadNick · 10-08-2009, 04:20 PM

I'm wet, but apparently not problematically wet since I've not had ear wax problems that I know of.

I love Q-Tips...often when I'm in the bathroom I'll grab one and spin it around in there just for the little inner tickle.

ring · 10-08-2009, 05:32 PM

"Shut Up Brain, or I'll Poke You with a Q-tip." - Homer Simpson

09-17-2009, 07:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
jnthnlllshprd Tilted	Never us a Q-Tip when you Are Drunk my ear canals feel warm

09-17-2009, 08:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	contrary to the lessons learned watching Warner Brother's cartoons, there is not a tunnel going from one ear to the other. imagine my surprise. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

09-18-2009, 12:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	something i never even thought about, badnick. reminds me of a joke a seen on some stand up comedy special...i think it was by lewis black. he was telling a story about how he was cleaning out his hear with a q-tip and the phone started ringing.... ...i'm sure you see where this is going. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

09-18-2009, 02:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	I had a sore in my ear one time I think it was a tick bite. I thought I'd put some rubbing alcohol on a qtip and rub it in there.. It burned a lil to say the least.. BTW don't put rubbing alcohol on your scrotum either.. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

10-08-2009, 02:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I never met a Q-tip that was willing to tell me where it was going before it got there. Regarding ear wax, Nick, it IS in your genes. -Is yours wet or dry? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-17-2009, 11:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	when I'm drunk I can actually get my elbow into my ear! ...maybe it lubes my joints since otherwise I'm just not flexible enough. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/bookshel...x&blobtype=pdf ps: my 12yo son asked me last week: "...dad, do you have dry ear wax or wet..." which apparently has underlying genetic basis

10-08-2009, 04:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm wet, but apparently not problematically wet since I've not had ear wax problems that I know of. I love Q-Tips...often when I'm in the bathroom I'll grab one and spin it around in there just for the little inner tickle.

10-08-2009, 05:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	"Shut Up Brain, or I'll Poke You with a Q-tip." - Homer Simpson