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				Paris Hilton is running for president
			 
			Inspired by John McCain's use of her in a recent ad, Paris Hilton has her own words  "I'll see you at the debates, *****es." 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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 Anyway, it's a pretty funny clip. But just like all politicians, she lies....pretending like she can read. 
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		 Sadly her energy plan may make more sense the either of the other actual candidates. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I agree with Tully, her energy plan actually makes sense. Depending on where she stands on other issues, she might have a votable campaign platform. What a said commentary on the state of American politics. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right? 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 has all her shots. 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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		 I like her shoes. 
		
		
		
		
		
			I just might write her in. 
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		 Yes, but even satire can contain some truth. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		 At least her opponents won't be to dig up any shocking dirt about her that nobody knows about.  
		
		
		
		
		
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		 Rihanna for VP? 
		
		
		
		
		
			I'm so there. Come November whatereth, I'm writing in Paris. 
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		 Guys, I don't think she CAN be president.. she's a little too young to fit the requirements. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 Great idea for a slogan too! "Cum November 4th, get Paris in the slot" 
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 "Cum November 4th, get into Paris' slot" -----Added 7/8/2008 at 10 : 37 : 17----- Maybe they can make an amendment allowing Arnold and her to run on a split ticket? 
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