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Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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Man who's had sex with 1000 cars gives new meaning to auto-erotic (NSFW)
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Crazy
Location: West of Denver
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The internet is a wonderful place. If it wasn't for the internet I wouldn't know what a "furry" or a "plushie" was. Now I know what a "mechaniphiliac" is.
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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So how does one have sex with a car? Stick it into the tailpipe, the gas tank opening, or just masturbating while kissing/caressing the car?
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Wise-ass Latino
Location: Pretoria (Tshwane), RSA
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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I always found it a bit disturbing when they describe automobiles in ads as "sexy."
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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![]() and just when i thought people couldn't get any stranger.
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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craven´s picture really does say everything that needs to be said about "auto-erotica"
imho: ew ew ew ew
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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Wise-ass Latino
Location: Pretoria (Tshwane), RSA
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I'm going to stab myself in the eyes now.
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Location: Iceland
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Forming
Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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Seriously, loss for words going on.
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eats puppies and shits rainbows
Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA
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I'm surprised no one's mentioned Cronenberg's Crash up to this point. 'Course, judging by that there picture, I suppose it's expected.
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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OMFG!! That's really freaky.
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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gives a whole new meaning to "If this van is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'"
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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makes me wonder how i wold feel if i walked outside to find some guy sexing my car. also, by definition, is this pretty much a male-only hobby?
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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