How to Tell if you Need to Pray at Work - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Racer · 07-25-2006, 05:49 AM

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ......You need to pray at work.

If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

Redlemon · 07-25-2006, 05:55 AM

Humor or glurge? I'd say the latter.

Vizzini · 07-25-2006, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Humor or glurge? I'd say the latter.

Hey, I just learned something new!

And I agree, unless I'm missing something.

Crack · 07-25-2006, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Humor or glurge? I'd say the latter.

i'll admit... I glurged a little bit.

guthmund · 07-25-2006, 09:07 AM

I'm feeling glurgy right now.

Ilow · 07-25-2006, 08:50 PM

perhaps not true glurge, but definitely not humor.

07-25-2006, 05:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	How to Tell if you Need to Pray at Work When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work. When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work. When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work. When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work. When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work. If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work. If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ......You need to pray at work. If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work! LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

07-25-2006, 05:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Humor or glurge? I'd say the latter. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-25-2006, 09:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	I'm feeling glurgy right now. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

07-25-2006, 08:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	perhaps not true glurge, but definitely not humor. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris