Brewmaniac

* "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

* "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."

* "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."

* "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

* "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

* "I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean -- but never have I seen one like yours!"

* "That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!"

* "That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there."

* "My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure."

* "Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest."

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Dilbert1234567

oh god those are great.

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Gatorade Frost

"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

Awesome.

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SirLance

Arrrr.... avast, matey, another good one!

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KungFuGuy

these are brilliant.


i like the booty one a lot. heck, they're all gold.

kentucky_lady

VERY CUTE.

feelgood

I'm diggin this one

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Antikarma

Oh wow man, INSTANT classic. This post wins.

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Silvy

Awesome post...

All of them are good!

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CSflim

Hahahahaha! Fantastic stuff!

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Zyr

Hahaha, great, I'll have some lines to use on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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jimk

aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!

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