true story
my girlfriend had never been to a stripclub, and decided that she needed to go at least once in her life. while out with a good friend and his girlfriend, we decided to satisfy that desire. my buddy is good friends with a few of the girls at a local joint, so we headed out for some tittydancers.
my girlfriend and my buddy's girlfriend were a little nervous, so we ran into a convenience store to get them a six-pack of liquid courage, and they had a couple before we went in.
now in arizona, if a strip joint is completely nude, they don't serve alcohol, so after a while in there the girls got the jones for another drink, so i gave the girlfriend the keys and they headed out to have a couple more drinks in the parkinglot while me and my buddy enjoyed the view. while the girls were outside, the dj announced dollar dances, and i found a cute little brunette to dance for me, as the price was right. a few bucks later, the dj stopped the music and announced that any guy who was getting a dance needed to stand up. after i stood up, he told the girls giving the dances to sit down, it was their turn to get dances.
i decided what the fuck, so i went all-out, and by the time the song was over i was gyrating my hot man-flesh in nothing but my boxers... my buddy was in stitches and my girlfriend missed the whole thing. i got a free strip-club teeshirt for my troubles.
