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Many years ago I am driving to trade school with a friend and we have to go past a high school. Three teen-age girls run off the sidewalk in front of my 4x4 truck. I come to a screeching stop, narrowly missing all three girls and they start screaming and swearing at us like we are the ones in the wrong. I say nothing and we drive away.
It had rained part of the night and was now a nice sunny day. As we were driving to our last day of trade school we approach the high school. There was some work being done between the road and sidewalk that had clogged a drain and left a huge mud puddle. I see three girls walking down the sidewalk all dreesed in white track suits. It's those three mouthy bitches from yesterday. I say to my friend "watch this" and I steer over towards the mud puddle. The splash was higher than my truck. The three girls were covered with mud from head to toe. My friend just looked at me with his mouth hanging open and then said" I can't believe you did that". I said "Payback's a bitch" and we laughed all the way to school.
That was 25 years ago, my friend and I are still close and all I have to do is make a sound like "bawoosh" and turn my hands to the right and we both start laughing.
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Book 'em Danno
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