|
Re: Greatest ass-kicking in history
Quote:
Originally posted by clavus
So, what would you consider the greatest ass-kicking in history?
I’d say the Battle of Thermopolae. THREE HUNDRED Spartans took on the greatest army on earth; that of the God-King Xerxes II. When it was over, the Spartans had killed TENS OF THOUSANDS of Persian soldiers. Though the 300 were eventually killed, the monumental can of whoopass they opened crippled the Persian army and sent them packing. Xerxes was never able to clean the poop-stains out of his royal pants.
So, what’s you favorite tale of historical ass-kicking? The Battle of Little Bighorn? Boom-Boom Mancini vs. Duk Koo Kim? The Enola Gay vs. Hiroshima? Hannibal’s first scrap with the Romans? C’mon! Tell it!
|
Molon Labe, bitches. That's easily the greatest response ever in the history of mankind. "Lay down your arms" "Come and get them (molon labe)."
You don't fuck with that.
__________________
"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
|