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I'm still trying to figure out who wrote the piece. Did Ann Coulter write it or did Sean Hannity write it? I couldn't find an author's name on it anywhere. Am I blind?
I've got a better idea. How about instead of all this campaigning and "who did what, when, and with who" and other political bullshit, we get the candidates onstage, have them drop their pants, and whoever has the biggest dick wins. Think of the time, money, and headaches this would save. It would be about as relevant as all the posturing the candidates do.
I'd put my money on Ann Coulter. That's not libelous, is it?
But then, I'm sure we'd be hearing about penis enlargement scandals.
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