Fremen:
I see that you are well-versed in the sciences of buttered bread, and felineology. If in fact the rules of butterology and felineology are true, then may it also be possible to assume that the fabric of time and space would be torn like a pair of scissors through mud? (that made no sense) I would like to speculate that half of the toast and half of the cat would then be warped into the fifth dimension!

There, the cat could land on its feet and the toast could lay butter-side-down, while strapped to eachother facing opposite, and co-exist peacefully. Who knew?