I'm not really seeing the humor, but that doesn't matter.
Guess since I'm here I can have the honors.
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm
http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.htm
I don't mean to be a jerk about it though. excuse "I'm tired and I've spent way too much time preparing for midterms. Just swinging through to take a break."