I believe that there's five levels
Level 1: Characterized by aimlessly channel surfing. Generally, you get involved in something quickly.
Level 2: Aimless web searching. Most often, you end up going through your favorites 4 or 5 times.
Level 3: Going through every porn link that you have, and spending "quiality time" at the good ones. This is usually the highest level of boredom that I reach.
Level 4: Now it gets bad. Start daydreaming. Sleep. Clean. Post on TFP. Do other random things that no sane person would.
Level 5: The highest level of boredom. Count pixles on your computer screen. Watch your screensaver, hoping for something different to magically appear. Eat an eitire bag of potato chips. Finally, if all else fails, go out to car and just drive until you run out of gas. Then push car back home. If still bored...kill self.
Anyone reach level 5?
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