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Fallon · 02-02-2004, 02:59 PM

Hre's another explanation, in a humorous way from bash.org
This is kinda accurate...

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Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.

<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!

<novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.

<novell> whoops. was that out loud?

<atnt> rotfl

<ibm> lol

<SCO> why r u laffin at me?

<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.

<SCO> wtf?

<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.

<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.

<novell> lol

<atnt> lol

<ibm> lol

<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!

<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE

<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.

<SCO> can we do linux with you?

<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...

<ibm> *cough*

<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.

* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]

* SCO is now caldera[UL]

<turbolinux> can we play?

<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.

<ibm> sure!

* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]

* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]

<ibm> redhat: you should join!

<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.

<red_hat> haha. no.

<red_hat> lamers.

<ibm> what about you debian?

<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.

<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!

<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.

<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.

* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO

<SCO> i'm going back to unix.

<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?

<SCO> haha. no. lamer.

<novell> lol

<ibm> snap!

<SGI> :~(

<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.

<ibm> wtf?

<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.

<red_hat> lol

<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen

<ibm> lol

<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.

<ibm> go ahead. baby.

<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?

<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.

<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.

<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.

<novell> whoops. our bad.

<SCO> i own u. haha

<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!

<ibm> whatever. lamer.

* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*

* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)

02-02-2004, 02:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fallon Junkie Location: RI	Hre's another explanation, in a humorous way from bash.org This is kinda accurate... PHP Code: Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix. <SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich! <novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot. <novell> whoops. was that out loud? <atnt> rotfl <ibm> lol <SCO> why r u laffin at me? <novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now. <SCO> wtf? <SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now. <red_hat> haha, your linux sucks. <novell> lol <atnt> lol <ibm> lol <SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u! <ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE <SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM. <SCO> can we do linux with you? <SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher... <ibm> cough <SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen. * SuSE is now SuSE[UL] * SCO is now caldera[UL] <turbolinux> can we play? <conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too. <ibm> sure! * turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL] * conectiva is now conectiva[UL] <ibm> redhat: you should join! <SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich. <red_hat> haha. no. <red_hat> lamers. <ibm> what about you debian? <debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years. <caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux! <turbolinux[UL]> i got owned. <caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame. * caldera[UL] is now known as SCO <SCO> i'm going back to unix. <SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me? <SCO> haha. no. lamer. <novell> lol <ibm> snap! <SGI> :~( <SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm. <ibm> wtf? <SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix. <red_hat> lol <SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen <ibm> lol <SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck. <ibm> go ahead. baby. <SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that? <ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever. <novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that. <SCO> wtf? we bought it from u. <novell> whoops. our bad. <SCO> i own u. haha <SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now! <ibm> whatever. lamer. * ibm sets mode +b SCO!@ * SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)