Well, if
tisonlyi isn't going to bite the bullet, looks like it is up to me.
The box is on its way from Blowfish.com, an Aneros for me, and a lovely piece of silicone named Woody for my wife:
Blowfish has been around forever, and their privacy policy seemed really solid, so I went ahead and took the plunge.
Not sure when we'll get a chance to try these out, but I promise to come back to this thead then. Wish me luck!