Enzomat

It was my freshman year of college and me and an friend of mine from the same dorm went to eat at a cafateria wed heard was pretty good. As always there are plenty of fine women waking around in all sorts of varying atttire since the caffeteria was in a dorm and some girls had just gotten back from working out, swimming ...ect. We always checked out females during meals though I was way better at it than my friend who always acted like an excited virgin every time he saw a woman who tickled his fancy.

He was a big guy about 6 foot 3 and he looked like a football player and wasnt that ood with talking to women(he was oddly giggly for a guy his size but i figure he had a weird way about him due to his overprotective and odd mother who was always around). so here we are eating and checking out all the local action (a few of whom i knew and came up and chatted with me for a bit) when im finally done and i get up to take my tray up and leave.

my friends still sitting down and im like "yo man im done lets head out" but hes still sitting squirming around ackwardly. He says"i cant go right now man lets just sit here for a while". Well i didnt feel like sitting around because i was finished and had other stuff to do so i ask him why the hell do we need to wait since were done. He looks around the room to see if anyone was nearby listening and whispers to me "yo man im on hard man ". (laments terms for those of you who dont know slang hes basically got a boner from scopin chicks and is afraid to get up because he was wearing some extra snugg jogging shorts and didnt want to walk around with his flag at full mast.

i busted out laughing at him and kept laughing at him for weeks afterward. he was one weird guy but always fun to laugh at ...i mean with .