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Old 01-25-2004, 08:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly

I did a search and I didn't see it, hope its not a repost

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking
around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the
phone."
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