I think Id start simply, then escalate as necessary.
1. put a note in the bag, right on top so it cant be missed. put this on the note:
Hey you lunch-STEALING scumbag! If I catch you taking my lunch, I WILL put you in the hospital. When you get out of the hospital, you will find that have been fired and reported to the police. You have been warned.
if that doesnt do the trick, escalate to step two.
2. the bad taste trick. put something that will RUIN the taste in the food, like too much salt, cayenne or other really hot pepper, etc.
again, escalate to step three as necessary.
3. the boobie-trap. could be a laxative, or a mousetrap or basically anything that will cause NON-LETHAL pain or suffering to the thief.
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