add some bugs to it and hide your real lunch in a thermo-safe bag elsewhere. Make sure the bugs are in the middle but have a bunch so he knows they're in there. Bury them bwtween a couple slices of ham or something so he doesn't see them if he opens the sandwich checking for sabotage. He won't do it again.
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I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince
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