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Alternate pirate joke:
Guy walks into a bar.. orders a beer, and sits at the bar to drink it. Looks across the room and notices a pirate, who's head is extremely small for his body size, about the size of a human fist. Guy asks the bartender,
"Hey, Mac... any idea what that guy's story is?"
Bartender replies, "He comes here a lot, but he doesn't talk much...why don't you go find out?"
Guy goes over with two beers, offering one to the pirate, and says, "Hey, pal... what's your story?"
Pirate says,
"Well, I was shipwrecked and marooned on an island for 2 years. In that time, I found me a mermaid, who granted me two wishes. The first was that I could get back to shore, and the second wish was that she'd have sex with me. She said, "Aww, come now.. you know i'm not built for sex",
So I said, "How about a little head?"
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