"Sorry Sir, we don't serve food here."
>> You're Burger King...
"Yes, and the King said we shall no longer serve others, but only him, so move on before I'm caught talking to you"
That's pretty funny. Calling people fat would be a little out of line, as it'd be a little hard to take it as a joke though.
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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.
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