Beer before liquor,
Never been sicker...
Liquor before beer,
Everything's clear...
just a lil jingle so you DON'T go drinking beer then liquor... lol that gives you the worst damn hangover ever...
and if you wanna learn how to drink right...
Take a trip up to Lubbock... we'll show ya how to drink
but yeah.. the best advice I have is.. drink til you start acting stupid.. then stop.. if you keep drinking... you get sick... and if you just get to the point you are drunk.. you'll build a tolerance and get more ample to drink many diff kinds of liquor a night and out drink your friends.... if thats what you are looking for