There was the perfect man, and his wife, the perfect woman, and they were driving their perfect car down the road on the most perfect christmas ever.
They drove around perfectally carroling all the christmas carols to all the little children.
Then late that night at around 12:15 they saw a man on the side of the road. It was Santa Claus, and his sleigh has crashed and was broken....
Out of despiration Santa asked this perfect couple if they would help him deliver all the presents to the children in the neighborhood that night, becasue his elves wouldn't be there for 4 hours to repair his sleigh.. The couple generously agreed and helped Santa deliver the presents that night....
On the way back to Santa's sleigh however, they hit an icy spot in the road and crashed the car... Only one person of the three survived..
The question is: Who survived?
Answer, well.. since all women are perfect and there is no such thing as a perfect man or Santa Claus..
the woman survived.
This is the end of the joke...
Women stop reading now.. men.. since we aren't perfect, read on...
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And if the woman was the only one who is real and survived, then that means she was driving... and that explains the wreck and how she killed santa claus, the car, and her husband... some perfect driver, and some perfect wife..
and this also explains my second point... if you are female and reading this... you can't follow directions either...
