CaptainSpeedy

Just found these - strange enough to be true!

• Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."

• On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."

• On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: "Do not use as a ladder."

• A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks advises it is "Harmful if swallowed." Too bad fish can't read!

• A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

• A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

• A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

• A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

• A CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

• An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."

• A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."

• A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

• A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

• A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

• A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

• A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."

• A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

• A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

• A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."

• A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

• A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."

• A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

• "Do not use snow blower on the roof."

• "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."