Although I was in the crushing majority in Wiping Part One as a sitting wiper, I think I'll lose this one. Alas, I am a folder. And yes, I do wash my hands very well afterwards even on the drunken ocassions when I've wadded.
Also, for you fancy pantses, I'll include the old bidet.
(See third post for joke.)
**edit** Don't forget to vote in
wiping part one!