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Shee-it, last time his dad came back, he changed his name.
Would Jesus be a Christian? Damn straight, He'd be a Christian! However, there are some folks calling themselves Christians these days that he'd give the moneychanger treatment to. I could really go for a live, onair flogging of Pat Robertson, and I think Jesus would agree with me. I also think that those folks weaving around with the "In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned" bumper stickers would be deeply disappointed.
Seriously, though (the above was half joking), i8one2 seems to have the right answer, and that's all I have to say about tha-ut.
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