Some of my favorites from an old list I saw once:
The Eiffel Tower is visible from every window in Paris.
It will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once during any homicide investigation.
Any soldier can survive any battle in any war, provided he does not make the mistake of showing a buddy a picture of his sweetheart back home.
The biggest collection of misfit, reject athletes can defeat the best team in the league, provided the game comes down to the very last play.
-Mikey
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