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Some reasons why virtual reality is better than real life.
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Ding ding DING extra life!
Super powers!
You can legally kill people
You never have to go to the bathroom.
You can explode and not die
You can fly
Alan Smith, age 40, becomes Brittney Johnson, age 13
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You always get hot girls
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You have more than one life
No need for condoms
If you don't like it, you can always reformat and reinstall.
Ugly people can win
You can run up walls
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If you die, you have more lives
No pain!
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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