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Originally posted by PulpMind
I had a friend who woke up in the middle of the night coughing, went to grab his bottle of iced tea and instead grabbed his bottle of piss =T
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why in the HELL did your friend have a bottle of piss in his fridge???
and you would think if he knew there was a bottle of piss in there, he would check it first before drinking.
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