| 
	
		
		
		
		 "Spare Parts": My "father's" sick sense of humour, when he beat me as a child, he would also call me "spare parts." 
 
"Undertaker": One of my coworkers thought the name went along with my sense of humour. 
 
"Apple": no idea how this one came about, it started and ended in high school. 
 
"The Kid": came about at work because I was at least 20 years younger than all my coworkers. 
 
"Phaedrus": friends started calling me this after they read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, seems I reminded them of his alternate persona. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 |