I work in a department store in the automotive parts area. I answer the phone" automotive parts, Chris speaking, can I help you". A lady waits for the spiel and then asks if I have an element for her oven. I ask if the oven is in her car? She replies that , no it is in her kitchen. I then tell her that I will have to transfer her to Housewares in that I deal in automotive parts and not oven parts.( the phone is automated and gives the customer a list of departments to choose from and auto parts is 1st so I suspect that people press 1 and be done with it)
as it says in my sig " I'm an asshole-eo-eoeo"
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