Rumsfeld: Sure, 'Dam. We'll ignore the tortured pleading of your nations people.
Saddam: Thanks pal, now lets exchange contracts. Here's a dirt cheap one for oil exploration and one where I promise to kill some Iranians.
Rumsfeld: And to help you do that, heres an invoice for Jets, RPG's, anthrax, West Nile Virus, some nuclear engineering contracts, a few chemistry kits and instructions for making your own mustard and Sarin gas.....