| Snoopy's Christmas 
 O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
 Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!
 
 The news had come out in the First World War
 The bloody Red Baron was flying once more
 The Allied command ignored all of its men
 And called on Snoopy to do it again.
 
 Was the night before Christmas, 40 below
 When Snoopy went up in search of his foe
 He spied the Red Baron, fiercely they fought
 With ice on his wings Snoopy knew he was caught.
 
 Christmas bells those Christmas bells
 Ring out from the land
 Asking peace of all the world
 And good will to man
 
 The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights
 He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
 Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
 Or was it the bells from the village below.
 
 Christmas bells those Christmas bells
 Ringing through the land
 Bringing peace to all the world
 And good will to man
 
 The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
 And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
 Snoopy was certain that this was the end
 When the Baron cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend"
 
 The Baron then offered a holiday toast
 And Snoopy, our hero, saluted his host
 And then with a roar they were both on their way
 Each knowing they'd meet on some other day.
 
 Christmas bells those Christmas bells
 Ringing through the land
 Bringing peace to all the world
 And good will to man
 
				__________________"We were wrong, terribly wrong.  (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations.  It could not be done and it was not done."
 - Robert S. McNamara
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 "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
 We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
 - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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 never wrestle with a pig.
 you both get dirty;
 the pig likes it.
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