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1) Marvin Harrison - Runs the best routes, makes the toughest catches, and does it all very, very, very quietly.
2) Terrell Owens - Big. Powerful. Fast. TO does it all, and he is unafraid to run over the middle. He also is one of the best blocking WR's in the league.
3) Randy Moss - He is fast and can jump. That's about it. He can't go over the middle like Owens, he can't make the catches like Harrison, but he can run downfield very fast and jump higher than his opponent.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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