Back in school I had 2 profs in the same department from Canada, only they didn't know that the other was Canadian.
So they were talking and somehow being Canadian comes up and the other says, "I'm Canadian too".
Well the first one instantly started to speak to him in French, and the other just looked at him and waited for him to stop and said, "Sorry I'm not French Canadian". The look he got from the French speaker was priceless
