Whos says men aren't sensitive?
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they
end up going back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
There are hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones are on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears are on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side.
She turns to him invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make passionate love.
After she has an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"
The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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